Late one night, lyin' awake in bed Mmmm, a realization came Are there really assholes everywhere I look? Or am I the one to blame? Maybe I just do not say the things I should say And I don't do the things I ought So I took a good, hard look at myself in the mirror And this is what I thought... The guy who sold me this mirror is an asshole, he's an asshole Son of a bitch said it was antique He was lyin', he was lyin' Made me wanna punch him in his salesman cheek
